Chinese Takeout XL Bong

Your Go-To Bong… Literally

This piece doesn’t just look cool—it’s shaped like a classic Chinese takeout container, complete with chopsticks serving as the mouthpiece. At 9″ tall and made from thick, durable borosilicate glass, it brings both cheeky style and solid performance.

Smooth Hits with Zero Stress

Inside, a large showerhead percolator cools and filters the smoke so every hit feels smooth and mellow. The design is playful, but the function stays serious—you get clean, enjoyable draws session after session.

Fit to Impress

Sure, it’s novelty, but it’s also solid. The size makes for a great conversation piece, but it’s still easy to showcase or store. Whether you’re chilling solo or firing it up with friends, it brings both charm and chill to the table.

Highlights:

• • Classic Chinese takeout box shape with chopstick mouthpiece = playful art meets function 
  • Large showerhead percolator for smooth, filtered hits 
  • Solid 5 mm-thick borosilicate construction for long-lasting use 
  • Compact-yet-unique at 9″ tall × 4.5″ diameter—pipeline for style and performance 
• Fun and functional piece that stands out while getting the job done 

Why It Works

This bong delivers on both style and substance. If you’re all about pieces that spark conversation and hit smooth, this takeout box is a no-brainer pick.

Specifications (unchanged)

• Height: 9″ 

• Diameter: 4.5″ 

• Percolator: Large showerhead 

• Thickness: 5 mm 

Design: Chinese takeout box–shaped body with chopstick mouthpiece