Meet the Alien XL Bong: the beefed-up version of the classic Alien Bong. Now featuring not just the head, but the whole bust of our little green friend, it brings more presence and more style to any sesh. Bigger size, bigger hits—this one’s built for delivering cosmic-level pulls with zero fuss. 

Smooth Hits, Zero Gravity

At 9.1″ tall, you get more space for smoke to cool down before it reaches your mouth. The combo of showerhead and diffused straight percs means every hit is filtered and mellow, so you can focus on the vibes—not the char. The 45° recessed 14 mm joint keeps things stable, smooth, and seamless. 

Glow, Gather, Chill

This piece is as much a statement as it is functional. Whether you’re hosting a mellow get-together or zoning out solo, its transparent green glass and glow-in-the-dark eyes make it both a conversation starter and a nighttime favorite.

Highlights:

• Full bust Alien design in transparent green glass with glow-in-the-dark eyes 
• Dual percolation (showerhead plus diffused straight) for cooler, smoother hits 
• 45° recessed 14 mm joint for a snug, reliable connection 
• Stands 9.1″ high, offering more volume and presence than the classic Alien Bong 

Why You’ll Dig It

It’s the Alien Bong—plus. More size, more smooth, and still as playful as ever. If you’re vibing with novelty design but demand function too, this one nails both.

Specifications (unchanged)

• Height: 9.1″ 
• Diameter: 4.4″ 
• Depth: 4″ 
• Glass: Transparent green with glow-in-the-dark eyes 
• Joint: 45° recessed 14 mm joint 

Percolation: Showerhead Perc to Diffused Straight Perc

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This piece doesn’t just look cool—it’s shaped like a classic Chinese takeout container, complete with chopsticks serving as the mouthpiece. At 9″ tall and made from thick, durable borosilicate glass, it brings both cheeky style and solid performance.

Smooth Hits with Zero Stress

Inside, a large showerhead percolator cools and filters the smoke so every hit feels smooth and mellow. The design is playful, but the function stays serious—you get clean, enjoyable draws session after session.

Fit to Impress

Sure, it’s novelty, but it’s also solid. The size makes for a great conversation piece, but it’s still easy to showcase or store. Whether you’re chilling solo or firing it up with friends, it brings both charm and chill to the table.

Highlights:

• • Classic Chinese takeout box shape with chopstick mouthpiece = playful art meets function 
  • Large showerhead percolator for smooth, filtered hits 
  • Solid 5 mm-thick borosilicate construction for long-lasting use 
  • Compact-yet-unique at 9″ tall × 4.5″ diameter—pipeline for style and performance 
• Fun and functional piece that stands out while getting the job done 

Why It Works

This bong delivers on both style and substance. If you’re all about pieces that spark conversation and hit smooth, this takeout box is a no-brainer pick.

Specifications (unchanged)

• Height: 9″ 

• Diameter: 4.5″ 

• Percolator: Large showerhead 

• Thickness: 5 mm 

Design: Chinese takeout box–shaped body with chopstick mouthpiece

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